10) Doesn’t panic at the sound of auditors
9) Can cut it up on the dance floor without being effeminate
8) Will go jogging on local roads without fear of being spotlighted
7) His angry face, annoyed face and amused face are all the same!
6) Isn’t afraid to actually see teachers on their own turf
5) Uses bored members as human shields
4) Drives his own Ford truck
3) Doesn’t take crap from Ay Carumba!
2) Doesn’t drink extra large double latte mochas with whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles
And the number one reason Jimbo’s no patsey….
1) He actually likes it here and he lives here too!
Originally Published February 19, 2007