Teachers Count Down to New Contract Negotiations

Originally Published December 17, 2001

With their usual flair, teachers and the school bored came to an agreement concerning a one year teaching contract. However, since teachers are nearly halfway through the school year, that means a new contract will need to be negotiated in just six months. Said the bored and union negotiators in a rare joint statement, “We just wanted to spend more time hanging out together.”

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