Student Found Wandering Old Middle School: Has Been There for Years

Originally Published December 10, 2001

It doesn’t seem possible, but a student was found wandering the old middle school halls last week. Hiram A. Loser, who should have graduated last year, apparently didn’t change school buildings when the middle school moved into the new complex completed 5 years ago. Said Loser, “I wondered what happened, but I liked not having homework.” Said a district official, “Sometimes students fall through the cracks – looked like Hiram fell into a crevasse.”

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