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Originally Published April 2, 2007

While the advent of St. Patrick’s Day is often celebrated amongst green beer-swilling Irish fanatics, Dodger Dropem had other plans. With the conjunction of rain on St. Patrick’s Day forming an event of major proportions, Dropem set out to capture the elusive St. Paddy’s Day Leprechaun for his large pot of gold. The luck o’ the Irish was not with Dropem that day. All he received for his efforts was a good soaking and an extreme case of water on the brain.

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