Henny Penny Plucked!

Originally Posted February 26, 2007

The rumor mill has been intensifying about Henny Penny’s absence from the last bored meeting. An overly enthusiastic fan of Britney Spears, Penny supposedly went out for a night on the town, culminating the evening by shaving her own head, á la Spears. The next day, a horrified Penny decided that she needed to go into rehab to, “figure out why I have such a dysfunctional relationship with H-Fed.”

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