Originally Published April 2, 2007
George Tenet, trying to make amends for his previous information blunders (9-11) was recently on capital hill testifying before a congressional panel about a new WMD threat. The current threat was known to be located within the boundaries of the continental US and were to be used against US citizens. Concerned, the congressional panel put together an emergency task force. However, upon further investigation they found the WMDs to be Windy Mindless Doofus’s of the FedHock school bored mindlessly attacking the children under their care. Luckily, they were seen to be the threat they were and removed by some black helicopters flying out of Canada.