Originally Published February 12, 2007
The recent cold weather snap has made life difficult for fashion conscience FHHS students. Shorts, normally seen year round, are becoming less popular than usual, noted principal, Juan Armpit. However, one student thought that the cold weather was a plus. “I love the cold weather, because now my when my midrift shows, it looks as though I’m wearing something blue under it, when I’m not wearing anything at all!” she exclaimed.