Bayatme Enters Clone War

Originally Posted February 3, 2003

In the latest round of human cloning experiments, sources at FHLS have discovered that Bayatme has usurped Eisenhower science grant funds to create his very own clone. Our source has reported that Bayatme entered the controversial clone race hoping to create a pure evil clone of himself – à la Dr. Evil of Austin Powers’ fame. However, unlike Dr. Evil’s clone, which was 1/8 of Dr. Evil’s size, Bayatme’s clone, named Mini Bayatme, came out the exact same size as Bayatme himself. Said scientists working on the project, “It just confirms our hypothesis that Bayatme is 100% evil.”

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