Aides Undecided About Escort Service

Originally Published December 17, 2001

Coolville aides weren’t sure if they liked the new escort service being provided to them. “We didn’t know if they were concerned about our safety or just about us needing dates,” said Anita Clue.

When principal Theo Wryter was asked about the new service, he downplayed any particular security or dating threats. “We just thought that it would help aides find their assigned classrooms more quickly,” he said. When asked about whether or not it was wise to hire people who couldn’t find their way through a building unescorted, he replied, “No comment.” The escort service has since been discontinued.

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