12-03-01

Top Ten Reasons We Should Rehire Bayatme as Superintendent

10) You can get your exercise just by watching him pace.

9) Is a sensible dresser.

8) Has the ability to change opinion at the drop of a hat.

7) Has excellent interior design skills.

6) Other nickname - the human megaphone!

5) Can't read minds.

4) Doesn't live in the district, so he can't be your neighbor!

3) Regularly checks drivability of school vans.

2) Knows the Good Ol' Boy secret handshake.

And the number one reason that Bayatmen should be rehired as Superintendent...

1) Keeps riffraff off of the streets every third Monday night of the month!

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